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Don_CorleoneДата: Вт, 27 Января 2009, 17:29 | Сообщение # 1
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Snatch. Большой куш (2000)

Director: Guy Ritchie
Writer: Guy Ritchie (written by)
Release Date: 19 January 2001 (USA)
Genre: Comedy | Crime | Thriller
Awards: 4 wins & 5 nominations

Turkish and his close friend/accomplice Tommy get pulled into the world of match fixing by the notorious Brick Top. Things get complicated when the boxer they had lined up gets the shit kicked out of him by Pitt, a 'pikey' ( slang for an Irish Gypsy)- who comes into the equation after Turkish, an unlicensed boxing promoter wants to buy a caravan off the Irish Gypsies. They then try to convince Pitt not only to fight for them, but to lose for them too. Whilst all this is going on, a huge diamond heist takes place, and a fistful of motley characters enter the story, including 'Cousin Avi', 'Boris The Blade', 'Franky Four Fingers' and 'Bullet Tooth Tony'. Things go from bad to worse as it all becomes about the money, the guns, and the damned dog! Written by Filmtwob {webmaster@filmfreak.co.za}

Guy Richie passes the mark for British film again with this award winning extravaganza, 'Snatch' has become a legendary Brit film, Guy Rickie's in defiantly a genius. 'Snatch' Summary: Jason Statham plays 'Turkish', an unlicensed boxing promoter that just happens to get involved with a diamond heist along with his friend 'Tommy' (Stephan Graham). What does he know about diamonds, absolutely nothing. His latest boxing champs set out for a big fight in a few days, even the local gangster 'Brick Top' (Alan Ford) wants a piece of the action. After taking a look at Gorgeous George (Adam Fogerty) (the fighter) Brick Top decides to host the fight, taking illegal bets at his underground bookies. Turkish knows he can't disappoint Brick Top, if you make him look like a fool you're placed in Brick Top's pocket, and once you're in his pocket there's no way you're getting out. With the big fight in a few days Turkish decides to spruce up his office, he wants a new caravan to run his business out of. So he sends 'Tommy' to a Picky camp to buy a decent caravan for at least £10,000, Turkish needs a professional look. Just in case of any incidents 'Tommy' takes 'Gorgeous George' for the ride, on arrival to the camp they hope to negotiate a deal with 'Mr o' Neil' or Mickey as they call him (Brad Pitt) to buy a caravan. With all the hype about pi-keys from 'Gorgeous George' they seem to negotiate pretty quickly on a deal. 'Tommy' and 'Gorgeous' attach the caravan and there on their way, right until the caravan's weal's fall apart and it plummets t the floor on the pi key campsite. Obviously mad 'Tommy' confronts Mickey but he won't take back the caravan, he says he'll fight 'Gorgeous' for a refund. Agreeing to the proposal Gorgeous and Mickey get it underway in the back of a barn in a cage fight. Numerous hard hits floor Mickey into the mud, he's beaten and bloody but he won't give up, he seems to be waiting for the right time to fight back. One hit from Mickey lands Gorgeous unconscious and in intensive care. Tommy's just put Brick Top's fighter in hospital, there now in his pocket. To try and replace the fighter they won't to use the Pikey, they don't have another choice, they do or die in the hands of Brick Top, who would then feed them to his pigs, but what does this have to do with diamonds you ask? 'Frankie Four Fingers'(Benicio Del Toro) stole a diamond the size of a fist, he needs a dealer to sell it, that would be 'Cousin Avi' (Dennis Farina), an American diamond dealer. They plan to meet up in England With 'Doug The Head', Avi's cousin in London. The only other person that has other ideas is 'Boris The Blade' (Rade Serbedzija), the sneaky Russian that just won't die hired 'Sol' (Lennie James) and 'Vincent' (Robee Gee) (two jeweler's) to rob a bookies and wait for 'Frankie Four Fingers', to steal the brief case he carries. In possession of the briefcase 'Sol' and 'Vincent' realize that there's a huge diamond involved. 'Boris' on the other hand had other plans again, he hands them ten grand and makes them a deal, the diamond or death, it has to be the diamond. On the news that Frankie Four Fingers has lost to Diamond 'Cousin Avi' flies into London, for help in the search he hires 'Bullet Tooth Tony' (Vinnie Jones), the infamous hard man that survived six bullets through his chest in one sitting. It just so happens that the bookie's belonged to 'Brick Top', and on observing the CCTV his henchmen recognize one of the thieves 'Tyrone' (Ade), the getaway driver for 'Sol' and 'Vincent'. On arrival at the bookies 'Brick Top' stats his mark, if they don't hand him the diamond within 48 hours he'll feed all three of the too his pigs, there lucky he was negotiable. 'Brick Top' wants the diamond and so does 'Boris', along with 'Cousin Avi', 'Doug The Head', 'Frankie Four Fingers', 'Sol', 'Vincent' and 'Bullet Tooth Tony'. 'Turkish' and 'Tommy' have to keep the 'Pikey' (Mickey) in line and sober for his big fight. Follow the comedic film into one of the best written screenplays of all time, the twists and turns will have you intrigued into the story, the humor will make you laugh like a nine year old school girl. A classic Brit film from the Talent of 'Guy Richie', a definite must see and a Five Star film. Written by Karl Potts

Turkish, an unlicenced boxing promoter is pulled into trouble when he becomes involved in big time criminal Brick Top, who wants him to arrange a fight and fix it. Meanwhile, a diamond theft goes down but the 84 karat stone goes missing. This leads Avi, the boss who was supposed to receive the stone, to come to England to search for it, with the help of his cousin, Doug The Head and Bullet Tooth Tony. As events twist and turn, the two situations blend into one with a chain reaction of events carrying on for each and every character. Written by ~^Æ~§íX~^Æ~

Cast:
Ade ... Tyrone
William Beck ... Neil
Andy Beckwith ... Errol
Ewen Bremner ... Mullet
Jason Buckham ... Gary
Mickey Cantwell ... Liam
Nikki Collins ... Alex
Teena Collins ... Susi
Charles Cork ... MC
James Cunningham ... Horrible Man
Sorcha Cusack ... Mum O'Neil
Mickey Dee ... Jack the All Seeing Eye
Benicio Del Toro ... Franky Four Fingers
Sam Douglas ... Rosebud
Dennis Farina ... Avi
Jason Flemyng ... Darren
Adam Fogerty ... Gorgeous George
Alan Ford ... Brick Top
Robbie Gee ... Vinny
Goldie ... Bad Boy Lincoln
Stephen Graham ... Tommy
Sid Hoare ... Reuben
Ronald Isaac ... Referee
Lennie James ... Sol
Vinnie Jones ... Bullet Tooth Tony
Chuck Julian ... Michael
Dave Legeno ... John
Eric Meyers ... Avi's Colleague
Jason Ninh Cao ... Charlie
Paul O'Boyle ... Patrick
Brad Pitt ... Mickey O'Neil
Mike Reid ... Doug the Head
Jimmy Roussounis ... Paulie
Sydney Sedin ... Pauline
Rade Serbedzija ... Boris the Blade (as Rade Sherbedgia)
Jason Statham ... Turkish
Trevor Steedman ... Bomber Harris
Yuri Stepanov ... Himy
Peter Szakacs ... Sausage Charlie
John Taheny ... Salt Peter
Mick Theo ... Mad Fist Willy
Andy Till ... John the Gun
Velibor Topic ... The Russian
Scott Welch ... Horace 'Good Night' Anderson

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Don_CorleoneДата: Вс, 17 Мая 2009, 18:23 | Сообщение # 2
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Мего фильм, кто не смотрел, советую!!

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BiowasteДата: Вс, 17 Мая 2009, 18:26 | Сообщение # 3
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присоединяюсь, другого такого же остроумного и динамичного фильма не найдёшь. советую смотреть в Гоблине

"...everybody lies..." © Gregory House

 
coupe_de_graceДата: Вс, 17 Мая 2009, 18:29 | Сообщение # 4
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Quote (Biowaste)
советую смотреть в Гоблине

та нет...то не Гоблин...просто немного люди путают,как и с фильмом "цельнометаллическая оболочка", то просто оригинальный перевод...и вообще фильм называется "Спиздили"... biggrin а в этом варианте,что выставил Гриня на форуме, вся нецензурная лексика потерта цензурой... biggrin


"если человек тебе сделал ЗЛО - ты дай ему конфетку, он тебе ЗЛО - ты ему конфетку. и так до тех пор, пока у этой твари не разовьётся сахарный диабет" (с)

"У быдла есть особенность: оно — всегда не ты. И это восхищает!"(с)

"Наших внуков ждет ужасное будущее: бабушки с татуировками на обвисших попах и дедушки, танцующие тектоник!"

 
BiowasteДата: Вс, 17 Мая 2009, 18:31 | Сообщение # 5
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Quote (Vanya)
то просто оригинальный перевод

от Гоблина


"...everybody lies..." © Gregory House

 
coupe_de_graceДата: Вс, 17 Мая 2009, 18:33 | Сообщение # 6
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от Гоблина

ааа, в этом смысле...т.е. он перевел dry тогда ясно.


"если человек тебе сделал ЗЛО - ты дай ему конфетку, он тебе ЗЛО - ты ему конфетку. и так до тех пор, пока у этой твари не разовьётся сахарный диабет" (с)

"У быдла есть особенность: оно — всегда не ты. И это восхищает!"(с)

"Наших внуков ждет ужасное будущее: бабушки с татуировками на обвисших попах и дедушки, танцующие тектоник!"

 
FankermanДата: Пн, 01 Июня 2009, 20:19 | Сообщение # 7
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смотрел с переводом от гоблина 100 раз наверное... прикольный фильмец! Всем смотреть!

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